חבל על הזמן :: Easy to use Hebrew/civil calendars

כט אלול ה'תש"ע
29 Elul 5770
  • Odds and ends

  • Can you tell me where the afikoman is?
  • Yes, but then I’d have to kill you.

  • Whoa! How about just a hint then?
  • OK. Now listen carefully… You know where it is.

  • Why do you use so many parentheses?
  • Good question. (I’ll have to think of a good answer.)

  • How come you and Abu Mami are never seen together? I think that’s very suspicious.
  • Hmmm. I agree. Very suspicious.